ARMY OF DARKNESS ASH SAVES OBAMA TP Plus: Wendell's new employee is

Plus: Wendell's new employee is hiding a dangerous secret

Hip Knox (who has an eye-ball on his chest and what looks like a woo-woo on his belt)

The so-called Superior Spider-Man has failed

including Mary Jane

ARMY OF DARKNESS ASH SAVES OBAMA TP Plus: Wendell's new employee isIs there anything more romantic than the sound of wedding bells and a revving chainsaw? The happy union of time lost bad ass Ashley J. Williams and lovely maiden Sheila is threatened by an Army No Longer Limited To Darkness and their unstoppable leader, The Faceless Man. Will our hero overcome the Deadite hordes and get some sugar? Or will the undead armies force the bride and groom to hail The Faceless One as the king, baby? The ultimate experience