#1 Farter Trophy holiday the more points you all

the more points you all score

You’ve achieved the impossible: you’re conscious

there is only one appropriate response:

Made of hardwood and measures 7" x 10"

#1 Farter Trophy holiday the more points you allThis glorious plastic award proudly celebrates the unsung hero in your life: the one who clears rooms, ruins car rides, and somehow always says, It wasnt me. Front and center, the trophy boldly declares #1 Farter, topped with a classy poop accentbecause subtlety is for quitters. And yes, it even comes in a gift ready box labeled #1 Farter Trophy, just in case there was any confusion about what kind of honor is being bestowed here. Features: Durable