Sasquatch Likes Beer & Pizza Size:S or tell you about their

or tell you about their essential oils business

the beer line

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Sasquatch Likes Beer & Pizza Size:S or tell you about theirDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Scientists continue searching forests, mountains, and remote wilderness areas for evidence of Sasquatch. Have they tried checking the nearest pizza place? This design finally answers the question of what Bigfoot has been doing all these years. Apparently he's hauling a six pack in one hand, a pizza in the other, and avoiding people whenever possible. Which, honestly, sounds less like a cryptid and more like