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This wild and weird think-on-your-feet game will have your kids in fits of giggles

With his round head and expressive facial features

the trees tower into the sky

Houseplants and Their F*cked Up Thoughts cloak most spend an average ofHave you ever wondered if your houseplants silently judge you? Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated. Is it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your fiddle leaf fig finds you pathetic? That your majesty palm is deeply disdainful? Or that your philodendron has been